Monday, May 18, 2009
Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Some people just lack the sensitivity chip. Or, they are just socially inept.
A: You can't fit a size 8.
Me: I know. I'm a size 12.
A: I'm a size 0.
Me: I can see that.
A: I'm much, much thinner than you are.
Me: Gee, no kidding.
A: You know, you can, like, go on a diet. An intensive diet.
Me: Or, you know, you can, like, fuck off.
A: I'm born with good genes. I don't need to diet.
Me: ...
A: I'm a size 0.
