Sunday, April 17, 2005
Exam Season
Here's to THE birthday of the year
Happy 21st Marie!!
Piece de resistance - created by Ikea tea lights, made possible by Pinny's ingenuity and held at the empty grassy site between blocks. The birthday was spectacular complete with sparklers, ballooons and artificial-snow-spray-can thingy complete with a raspberry cheesecake fight.
And while others were out there celebrating their coming of age,
some of us chose to mug the asses out of ourselves, resulting in perpetual homicidal thoughts.
While some just remain incorrigible.
Merry mugging everyone!
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
April Fools
Date : April 1st 2005
Time : 3.25am
Location : My room
(Knock knock)
SueAnn : Come i....(guys barge in)
Lian : Hello Suwati!! Wah....studying ar?
JT : How come so hardworking wan?
(Guys proceed to probe and stick their noses around my room while i said my 'final words' on msn)
SA : Where did you come from?
Lian : Fong Seng lo. You want Oreo?
SA : Mmm.....nah...no thanks (what was i thinking? turning down oreos)
JT : Take la, ah lian cannot finish.
SA : Nah....dun wan la.
Lian, JT : Ok lo.......(guys proceed to get comfortable on the bed before i shooed them onto the floor where they started muching on their oreos. Rolls eyes.)
(Girls come in)
BH : Hello! Wah....studying ar..
Wawa : Wah...don't make me guilty la.
SA : (Smirks) You just came back from Fong Seng also ah?
BH : No la, only the guys.
SA : Oh......eh, i go toilet first ar. Don't dirty my room ok?
(While i was walking out of the room, JT offerred Wawa a piece of Oreo)
Wawa : Huh? Eh...i don't feel like eating now la. Nah, give you la (hands oreo to me)
(I figured, since it was taken out and no use putting it back into the packet, i simply accepted it)
SA : Eh....(realises Oreo lacking thick slab of cream) how come so thin wan ah? (proceeds to twist oreo open)
At this point, i should have realised something amiss when the guys started becoming quiet. But sigh....whoever turns down a free Oreo cookie?
(Realises insides were sloppy and creamy instead of a solid slab)
SA : YUCK!! Why liddat wan??
JT : Aiya..why so eem cheem (choosy) wan? Weather hot mah, melt already.
SA : Ohh.......(proceeds to take a bite)
(Guys starts laughing. Girls starts giggling. Me realises something different with taste. Tastes like....like....like...........toothpaste!!!!)
SA : ARGHHHHHHHH.........................(dashes to toilet)
* * * * * *
After the whole dramarama, we figured it was time to pass the prank. Right on cue, while we were standing around the corridor, discussing our strategy, came our next victim.
Lian : Hey, A, want an oreo?
A : (Since both hands were occupied holding onto a box) Oh ok, thanks. (Opens mouth wide)
(Lian simply just popped the oreo into his mouth. A nods and moved along)
(While we were waiting in anticipation..)
A : (Turns around) Hey....new flavour ah?
All : Yea, Colgate! Hahahahaha......
