Wednesday, February 23, 2005
Random thoughts of the day:
When people laughs at your ass, rub it in their faces and be grate(great)ful that at least you HAVE an ass.
Who cares about being size 12 and Asian? Just tell that you're Continental and allowed to be whatever size.
Or better, tell them that you don't do maths.
Be proud that you cannot find a bra your size in the local departmental store.
Miniskirts are for flamingos.
Oprah is manipulative.
Boycott politically correct terms like "curvy" or "voluptous". Snap out of denial, we are Fat. The more we come out of it, the less Mona Lisa will seem like a big deal.
Yellow is the most hideous colour in the world. Not refering to skin, btw.
High heels are detrimental to the human health, because it pushes your centre of gravity frontwards, making your breasts shift south and brain matter shifting towards the frontal portion, blocking your sense of sight, making you shortsighted, therefore more bimbo-ish.
Hush puppies are ugly either.
Oh yea, and Jay Chou has the most delicious lips i have ever seen.
